All gamers and wierdos in this world wish they could be superheros. This is obviously what happened here.
Only one hero can save Nintendo's video games. THE NIN.
With the power of her almighty Wiimote and giant black Stylus, The Nin is ready to fight any evil doer. Flying through the city thanks to her Gamecube controller grapling hook, The Nin is UNSTOPPABLE.
Prepare to eat Wiimote, fools!
>_< Anyone have a clue who The Nin REALLY is?
All of The Nin's super-gadgets were constructed therefore (C) of NINTENDO
The Nin (whoever she may be) Copyright of ~That-canadian-Tiger